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Diwali Funny Sms | Funny Diwali Jokes

Fantastic huge collection of Diwali Funny Sms .Funny Diwali jokes in Hindi and english , so send these messages to your loved ones and make them laugh with your wishes.

1.Funny Happy Diwali Sms in Hindi

आँखो से आँसूओं की जुदाई कर दो,
दिल से ग़मों की विदाई कर दो,
अगर दिल ना लगे कहीं तो,
आ जाओ मेरे घर
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और
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मेरे घर की सफाई कर दो…
और याद रहे
यह Offer दिवाली तक ही है…

2.Diwali jokes in Hindi

आपकी दिवाली मंगलमय हो,
आपको दिवाली Advance में मुबारक हो,
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में जानता हूँ कि में बहोत जल्दी Wish कर रहा हूँ,
कितुं क्या करू ?
मेरे पास Thousand of Beauties, Hots और Smarties है
जिन्हें मुझे Wish करना है,
इसलिए पहले में
Uncles और Aunties को Wish कर रहा हूँ…

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3.Diwali Funny Sms

Phooljhadi, pataakhe khoob chalaayen
Sote huon ki neend udaayen
Lakshmi ji dengi chhappar phaad kar
Isliye darwaja khula rakhkar so jaayen
Shubh Diwali!

4.Funny Diwali Sms for Girlfriend

I Am Ur Machis..

U R My Patakha..

Say Yes To Me,,

We Will Make A Dhamaka.. 🙂

Happy Diwali..

5. Very Funny Happy Diwali message

Makki Ki Roti,
Nimbu Ka Achar..
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Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushyon Ki Bahar..
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Chand Ki Chandni,
Apno Ka Piyar..
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Mubarak Ho Aapko
Diwali Ka Tyohar.. 🙂

Happy Diwali..

6. Funny Diwali Sms for Friends

Aap Ke Bf/Gf Ke Diye Gifts,
Love Letters & Photos
Ko Chhupa Do..

Warna

Ghar Ki Saaf-Safai
Kerty Huwe Aap Ki
Mammy Ko Wo Sab Mil Sakta Hai

Aur

IsKe Baad Aap Ke Ghar Me
DIWALI Se Pehly Hi
PATAKHAY Phoot Sakty Hen..

Happy Diwali

7.Funny Diwali Husband wife Sms

Wife Gusse se:
“Aap ne Bola Tha K
Bina Reason Sharab Nahi Piyunga..
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Husband: “Reason Hai..
Diwali Aa Rahi Hai,
Rocket Chalane K
Liye Khali Bottle Chahiye. 😉 😀

Happy Diwali..

8.Happy Diwali Sms in Hindi

में आशा करता हूँ कि,
इस दिवाली के पावन मौके पे,
दिपावली के अलौकिक प्रकाश से,
तुम्हारे दिमाग में कुछ उजाला हो…
और
तूम इंसानो जैसा बर्ताव शुरू कर दो…

9.Best Funny Diwali Sms

Raah me diye jalen hazaaron
Maa jholiyaan bhar de
Isse bhi mann na bhare
To mere ghar ki safaayi kar den

10.Funny Diwali Messages for WhatsApp

Motaape ki tum vidaayi kar do
Mere ghar ki safaayi kar do
Dekho phir sab kahenge pataakha
Diwali ka ye kharch bhi kam kar do

11.Very Funny Diwali Sms Rajnikant

Breaking News…

NASA closed..
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Rajnikant bought all the Rockets for Diwali. 😉

Happy Diwali.

12.Funny Diwali Sms

Diye to har saal jalaate ho
Is saal apne dimaag ki baati bhi jalao
Phir khushi-khushi Diwali manao
Happy Deepawali!

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13.Best Funny Diwali Sms for Software Engineers

May this Diwali give u all…
Power of – UNIX
Independence of – JAVA
Popularity of – WINDOWS
Luxury of – .NET
Ease of – VB
Robustness of – ORACLE
Vision of – PHOTOSHOP
Vastness of – INTERNET
Compactness of – JPG
Network Coverage of – Airtel
Reachness of – GOOGLE
AND…..
Security of – McAfee
HAPPY DIWALI….ENJOY Special Super
Duper Mast Light Festival but less fireworks!

14.Boom Funny Diwali Messages

This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
:05
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(((((BOOM)))))
“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”Diwali”*”
….*”*”*…..

15. Love and care Diwali SMs

_l”l________
–/ l__l Delivery
| | ________
L(o)__l___(o)__|
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI

16.Diwali Sms in Hindi

दीवाली है रौशनी का त्यौहार,
लाये हर चेहरे पर मुस्कान,
सुख और समृधि की बहार ,
समेट लो सारी खुशियाँ,
अपनों का साथ और प्यार
इस पावन अवसर पर
आप सभी को दीवाली का प्यार.
दीवाली की ढेरो शुभकामनाएं

17.Funny Diwali wishes for Friends | Diwali Funny Sms

With my 1 heart 2 eyes 7 liter blood 206 bones
4.5 million red cells 60 trillion D N A’S…
All wishing you a very very HAPPY DIWALI!

18.Toopori style Happy Diwali Wish

Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper,
zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast
n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas ‘HAPPY DiWALi’

19.  Funny Diwali Sms for Girlfriend

Ur Eyes Partake,Ur Lips Rocket Ur Ears
Chakari,Ur Nose Fuljari, Ur Style Anaar,
Ur Personality Bomb, sms Karo
Varna I’m Comin With Agarbatti

20.Nice Funny Diwali Sms

Aapke life mein mithaas ho “Cadbury” jaise
Rounak ho “Asian Paints” jaise
Mehak ho “Axe” jaise
Tazgi ho “Colgate” jaise
Aur tension-free rahe “Huggies” jaise…..!!!!
Happy Diwali

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